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Lost contact list......

随笔 2010-02-04 14:26:04
Lost contact list and all the backuped information in my Touch Diamond as I have made a wrong action...
TAG: Mobile
在上海话剧艺术中心看的,很不错,全场笑声不断,回头想想针砭的对象也没错,值得。

节选部分台词

弟弟:我叫旺财。
哥哥:我叫来德里希·库德里奇·阿列克谢·马克西莫维奇·比什科夫·唐·美福,简称“来福”。

哥哥:有什么绝活没有?
弟弟:一点绝活都没有!

哥哥:苟(狗)富贵,勿相忘

哥哥:为人开的门紧锁着,为狗开的洞也紧锁着,有一个声音高喊,怎么都TM紧锁着?

哥哥:我闭上眼睛再睁开眼睛,一天已经过去了。如果我闭上眼睛,不再睁开眼睛了,我这辈子也就过去了。

哥哥:我最喜欢喝的饮料就是牛奶,我最喜欢的哺乳动物就是奶牛。

哥哥:我小时候比较早熟,喜欢上了小鸭子!可我爸爸把我关在家不让我去约会。我一边哭闹一边叫嚷。“爸爸放我出去吧,我不去找小鸭子玩,如果我去就让雷劈死我吧(爸)!”垮嚓一个闪雷就把我爸爸劈死了。我悲痛欲绝地扑到他身上说道:“不是让雷劈死我吗(妈)?”接着垮嚓又一个闪雷,从此我就变成了一个孤儿!

城市是很大的,外滩是文化的,道路是高架的,广场是人民的。
园区是世博的,火车是提速的,绝食是河北的,飞机是晚点的。
马路是单行的,鸡腿是批发的,名牌是便宜的,制造是CHINA的。
会址是一大的,领馆是国外的,排队是很长的,拒签是经常的。
网路是宽带的,股票是涨停的,基金是风险的,最近是赚钱的。
稻谷是河南的,春卷是豆沙的,馒头是山东的,面条是阳春的。
豪宅是高级的,别墅是花园的,装修是奢侈的,平民是无缘的。
民工是外地的,保姆是乡下的,痞子是看山的,白领是小资的。
东郊是民巷的,大片是进口的,萝卜是进口的,喜剧是先锋的。
烤鸭是挂炉的,小吃是宫廷的,葫芦是冰糖的,面条是炸酱的。
土豆是进口的,白菜是进口的,狗粮是进口的..... 狗粮?!

医生:是阑尾炎,开刀吧,有两个价,888和8888,你要哪一种?
旺财:当然是888的了。
医生:好,888的。
旺财:唉,医生,怎么不上麻药啊?
医生:打麻药?那就加2000吧,2888。
旺财:大夫,这血怎么还在往外流呀?
医生:噢,那你止不止血?
旺财:止!
医生:得加点钱。好,4888。缝不缝上呀?
旺财:缝!
医生:好,缝上,6888。走吧。
旺财:唉,大夫,还疼。
医生:还疼?当然疼了,钳子还在里面呢。要不要给你取出来?
旺财:要!
医生:取出来,还得加点。多少钱了?
旺财:6888。
医生:那就再加2000。一共8888。这不完了么?你早点认不就行了么?唉,我刚才割了你小肠,免费再把你的阑尾割了吧,再送你一个咬线。回家回家 .

有一个3分熟的牛排碰到一个7分熟的牛排,为什么他俩都不说话呢?.....因为他俩不熟嘛!

就让生活幸福死我们吧

我们绝不再哺乳界丢脸。

"人类这动物一年只发情两次,但每次都持续6个月啊~~"

来福:这是什么世界,我要报复这个世界
旺财:报复世界干吗去啊哥哥?
来福:我TM装海盗啊我 我打劫银行 手枪 子弹 火箭 飞机 大炮 航空母舰 潜水艇
旺财:打劫银行!来得都别动啊 站好了
抢劫犯:干吗啊这小子没看见这边儿排队呢啊?你挤什么玩意儿挤啊
来福:我们是……
抢劫犯:怎么着?
来福:我们都是专业抢银行的
抢劫犯:小样儿掀开你肚脐眼瞧瞧排队的都是专业抢银行的,拿呢破玩意儿吓唬谁啊?举手,小样儿头一次从事这个职业吧?
来福:我们是业余爱好
抢劫犯:没有这个职业的任何经验吧
来福:只作过着方面的拓展训练
抢劫犯:不懂做这个职业的规矩把?
来福:您说说我听听
抢劫犯:看见那边那个机器没有?你领号去啊!!!!!!
来福:大哥 您多少号啊?
抢劫犯:四千九百九十九
来福:我是七千多
抢劫犯:小伙子,你别着急,瞅前边那个七十岁老头没有?
来福:就那小白点儿
抢劫犯:三十岁就搁那排着呢,
旺财、来福:这什么世界啊!!!!!!

Recent Days

随笔 2009-11-22 09:06:38
Finished plan:

  1. This Is It!  Fantastic!!!  The true and magic MJ!!!
  2. 2012.  Just ok for its story is so ...
  3. "Positioning" over while "New Positioning" on road

All the finished ones are personal and relaxing...while no working plan finished.  As the end of 2009 is coming, what I want to do in the last month so that I can fulfill the object of mine and my dept in 2009...5555

Happy Birthday to Myself

随笔 2009-10-24 13:20:35
Bingo, 36 years old...

Wish all my plan can be executed exactly
Wish all my hope can be realized properly
Wish all my bad hobbies can be erased smoothly

Got a happy evening last night.  For times, I dont go to dancing hall, but I am back to such kind of place again.  Comparing to those all-around disco, I am a bit old styled who loved this kind of dancing. 

Nice sports, nice music, nice place.

Back again, no track in life

随笔 2009-10-08 15:40:58
For years, this site had been abandoned. 
For years, I had been wandering among people and people.
For years, I dont know where is my destination.
For years, I dont think about my future.

But...

I still have something to write down.
I dont have much time wandering.
I should have my objective clearly.
I should think about more about my future, shorter or longer.

October, my birthday, which means I am 37 years old.  October, I have the opportunity to rechoose my career.  October, should be a new start in my life.

Just let me be more reasonable, reliable, aggressive...

ID Card Ready

随笔 2008-12-23 15:27:44
For years, I dont have my ID card with me for personal reason.  It really has given me some inconvenience in life, but anyway, now it is solved.

Stew in my own juices

随笔 2008-09-30 14:36:26
Last day of Sept.  Wind is blowing strongly outside.  This autumn, should be cold and ... maybe lonely.

I am lost in myself.  What future I am facing?  It seems I am acting a tragedy again, which is directed by myself.  Why?  Why I can not get out? 

Days and days passed.  My life still goes down, and now image shows that it will come up someday.  It is said that God will care those who care about themselves, so I am and should be the one God forget for I even dont care about myself.

Stew in my own juices.  Maybe this is the right words for my situation.  You plant it, you eat it, that's it.  No matter happiness or sadness, smiles or tears, together or seperate.

Hapyy Mid Autumn Day

随笔 2008-09-14 09:47:43
To those who I cared and loved, to those who loved and cared about me, Happy Mid Autumn Day. 

Just wish all of you can stay with the one you love and care.
Tough time for me in this company, the first time for pass 3 years.  My product specialist told me that he is going to leave next month.  The reason is that his teacher is setting up a factory in Shanghai  and he is asked to do the setting up issues. 

The problem is I only has one product specialist now and I have been tried to find another for a whole year, but I failed...So regarding to team building, I have made a mistake.  I should train some freshmen within last two years with basic skills in each field of marketing so that they can pick up the jobs when they are needed.  Now I can only hope I can find a suitable guy in one month.

I feel my brain in pain at night.  Am I wrong?  Should I tell her all my problem and ask her to accompany to face all these obstables?  I am missing her, so deep...Maybe the most difficult thing is that you do love someone and you just pretend that you are not...I am regretting.

Friends from BJ were in SH last week end.  I am so happy, for I have not seen them for years.  We spent all our times in entertaiment, dinner, bar, ktv, snooke, games...I love the feeling that we are back to the time when we are together.  Time, location can seperate us while they can not also.  Hope this wont be the only happy time in future, and I wish to see them again, aha.

TAG: 乱语

Ache in Neck

随笔 2008-08-18 09:48:38
I came to office at 8:30, nothing special.

But I suddenly feel heavy ache in my neck, without any reason.  I can not move right, and for other direction, I can move but with strong obatacle...

What's wrong with me...

Hope I will feel better later, I am afraid of sick.  I can not be sick anyway.



颈椎弧度消失,骨质增生,左肩斜方肌硬如铁石……


TAG: 灾难
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